[Gift] Impulse Buys

“Get ready to La Vie en Rose!

Tired of a drab fashion closet? So tired of it, even your stuffed animals have abandoned you for trendier looks? Look no further for a fashionable comeback, not only for friends but for your toys too! 

Now introducing the limited edition, one run only, release of the sharpest plush in Burrowgatory! No catches, no strings attatched other than the ones that hold the fabric together, get yourself a plushie of Aster Isk! 

This finely made product comes with his own pair of pink tinted sunglasses complete with stainless steel rims, not only in his size but yours as well! This plushies eyes are made of the finest dark oak buttons, polished so brightly he may as well double as your spotlight for your next fashion debut! This Aster Isk plush may not help you get published in the next fashion of Vogue Bun, or Cover Doll, but he’ll make you a hit at parties, sleepovers, and just about any social outing you can imagine! 

Order now to recieve not only the plush itself, complete with velvetene magenta inner ears for cuddling, but additionally a vest matching the fashion line made famous by Cheri Blossom modeling Mr. Isk’s designs at Fashion Week: Burrowgatry. Dress up your sensible plush with his vest, and surely his appeal will rub off on you. When ordering, ask about our exclusive deal, which only requires three additional payments, and you can get a wardrobe complete with not only the trademarked vest mentioned earlier, but a beach outfit inspired by the one that had won the beachside fashion contest last month. To complete the closet (Closet sold seperately), your Aster Isk plush will be great in bed with his cozy bedtime outfit! This plush pajama set for your plush is a decadent royal purple with stars that glow in the dark. If you look closely, you might be able to make out the Aster Isk brand logo in his outfit’s constellations! 

What are you waiting for? Call now to be the next hot item in burrowgatory! With prices as low as four installments of 299 carats, you’ll turn heads with the help of Aster Isk himself!

[Disclaimers]

BunBunnies tm are not responsible for any emotional turmoil, jealousy, feelings, or indebted bank accounts. Offer subject to end at any time. Prices subject to change. Garuntees are not made for any statements regarding this product, other than a high quality plush. Aster Isk and his brand are his own and do not claim any responsibilty or promises towards ones placement in the fashion industry upon ordering of this plush. “

Aster groans, shaking his head as he turns off the TV. 

“I can’t believe I agreed to this.” He huffs, more flustered by how highspoken he was spoken about in the advert, and also admittedly, how cute the plush looked. 

“I can’t believe it’s only four installments of 299 carats!” Cheri hums, all too happily. The bun had been sitting next to Aster on the couch, but now was on his hooves dialing up a number on his phone. “I’m getting one.” He states, oh so excitedly.

Aster groans, cheeks burning with embarrassment. “That’s assuming I let you.” He huffs, entirely playful.

“You’d… you’d tell me no?” Cheri’s cheery expression drops to one of pure heartbreak- complete with watery eyes, and a pout that would make any sinner feel bad. 

Aster knows this face, and knows that he’s already lost.

“.... No. I wouldn’t. Here’s my credit card. But, you better order the full outfit.”

Cheri’s mood is back to its bright self, and within minutes, he’s ordering just about everything from the bun on the other side of the phone.